Ok, I think the Title speaks for itself !!! Well to be honest would you expect any different from me ….now , come on, please be honest !!! 38 days till Christmas but more importantly 6 days to go , of full on making, may I add, whilst being a very important and talented , business woman ( pfftt ) and working full time with lovely little darlings and running a home ( and looking gorgeous ) before I set up stall at the Christmas Light Switch On in Chippenham next Friday.
I need not panic , I tell myself , it is fine, I CAN DO IT, I am calm !!!!!!!!! what a load of twaddle !!! I am screaming ….and in fear of the men in white coats coming , ( she says , sat here in her straight jacket ….a pink one of course ). Oh hang on , I must go and do a bit of painting in The Shed before I loose the rest of the daylight and become numb bottomed and stuck to this chair ….I will return , very shortly, covered in paint , none the less, to finish this little chapter , TTFN as the posh peops say :). OH s**t , must put washing in & remember to turn blinking machine ON this time DOOOHHHH !!
mmmmmm Must remember to switch electric on to Shed before venturing down to the bottom of the garden in socks!!! For Gods sake !!! Now I have wet feet !! and I really need Tea, Strong and Thick Tea ( as it is too early for a Wine ). So, my list of ‘to do’s’ is MASSIVE , but I can sit with my Tea and smugly cross off number 1 to do ( bit of list OCD creeping in there ) LISTS ARE SOOOOO SATISFYING 🙂 🙂 . Another 10 things to go . It is fine …I do not need Valium , not quite yet anyway…but I could lie about the time , because you wouldn’t know , and crack the bottle of Soave open!!! Tho not recommended whilst playing with sharp objects and Glue Guns , I have sewn myself to my work several times , and one is rather partial to getting carried away with ones Glue Stick , No I am not being smutty !
The List aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hahahahaahahaaha she types whilst rocking and gently singing in her chair….see I am quite sane !!! Pretty Fabric Magnets, Unique Key Rings, Christmas Tree Decorations, Dish Cloth Knickers & Decorative Wooden Blocks all await my attention not to mention the sensible ‘officy’ bits that are scribbled at the bottom of my page. Oh it is so hard being highly intelligent ( think i spelt that right ) and creative ! Oh forgot to mention the bit about Hubby ! HIS SKY IS BROKEN and he cannot cope ….he has to wait almost 1 whole week before this can be rectified by a proper man whom knows what he is doing …..he is not a happy hubby. I get home to washing up and hoovering not being done , besides the fact that I was up at 5.30 this morning getting house all sorted so I could return from work and create. Give a man 9am – 1pm to do 2 simple things around the house , but NO ….he couldn’t do it because SKY ISN’T WORKING !!!!! EH ???? what’s that all about then , for goodness sakes I GIVE UP , and because he hasn’t hoovered i now have bits on my feet , I hate that, and its worse as I walked on wet path to get to Shed !!!! AHHH thank god for that , almost wine time 🙂 because I’m worth it !!! I must get my almost numb now, bum into action and do something important …like sewing , only 6 days to do ………………….I am Calm !!!! Not HYSTERICAL AT ALL !!!!!!!!
List ….. number 2 ……magnets, decorations , Valium key rings, wine , fag, more wine, food maybe if time , knickers, Valium , sleep …mmmm may have to knock myself out to do that !!!! Number 3 …..more flippin’ wine …… then the Glue Gun becomes extremely exciting and the daemons in me come out , Ahhhh I know what ….maybe the Sky Box needs fixing with Glue…………….she is grinning like a cat that has got the cream now ……………….. Think I may need medication afterall !!!!! I
WILL NOT
KEEP CALM
I
WILL
ACCEPT ALL
MEDICATION
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